Trinket
Adventuring Gear
Worried that you’re going to pull out your dead sprite inside a clear glass bottle at a company function only to discover that three other people in the franchise have one as well? Then consider rolling on the Acquisitions Incorporated Trinkets table instead of the table in chapter 5 of the Player’s Handbook, to gain a unique trinket at character creation with a bit of Acq Inc flair.
Acquisitions Incorporated Trinkets
| dice: d100 | Trinket |
|---|---|
| 1 | A perfect skipping stone |
| 2 | Three weighted dice that always roll low |
| 3 | A locket with a picture of Jim Darkmagic |
| 4 | A tiny anvil and smith’s hammer |
| 5 | A nonfunctional immovable rod |
| 6 | A DIY acupuncture kit |
| 7 | A stuffed owlbear toy |
| 8 | A diagram for a new war lute |
| 9 | A declaration of war against a nation no one has ever heard of |
| 10 | A pipe that emits green smoke |
| 11 | A glass eye |
| 12 | The centerpiece of a priceless chandelier |
| 13 | A fine cane with a secret compartment |
| 14 | A letter written by Rosie Beestinger |
| 15 | A coin that always lands on its edge |
| 16 | The deed and title to an abandoned windmill and three acres of tillable land that you’ve never been able to find |
| 17 | A menu from Big Daddy Donaar’s Yum Yum Hut |
| 18 | A small purse that screams loudly when opened |
| 19 | A deep-crow-feather quill |
| 20 | A pair of breeches that always smells faintly of honey |
| 21 | A one-armed Viari doll (Apocalypse Dagger accessory missing) |
| 22 | A leather pouch filled with various finger bones of unknown provenance |
| 23 | The collar of your childhood pet, Nutmeg |
| 24 | A seashell that, when pressed to the ear, speaks in flowing rhymes |
| 25 | A recipe book for cooking with mushrooms |
| 26 | One expired coupon for “A Free Cornerstone” |
| 27 | A portable beehive |
| 28 | Goggles that literally tint everything rose colored |
| 29 | A wand of wonder that allows you to cast only mending |
| 30 | A bracelet woven from mistletoe |
| 31 | A curved claw from an unknown beast that small children are always frightened of |
| 32 | A longsword that can be folded down in 1 minute and hidden in your pocket |
| 33 | A living graft of what you believe to be the World Tree |
| 34 | A tattered scarf with the Acquisitions Incorporated logo |
| 35 | A box containing a torn-up letter |
| 36 | An old contract marked “Void” |
| 37 | A small pigeon in a cage |
| 38 | An Acquisitions Incorporated “Green Flame” foam finger |
| 39 | A “C” Team lunchbox |
| 40 | A potted plant that grows different fruit on every branch |
| 41 | A book of adventures for children |
| 42 | An Omin action figure with detachable maul and holy symbol |
| 43 | A pint glass engraved with a picture of a keg robot |
| 44 | A giant hockey puck |
| 45 | A miniature cannon that actually fires |
| 46 | A very fancy red scarf and matching handkerchief |
| 47 | An arrow once shot by Môrgæn |
| 48 | A purple worm toy |
| 49 | A burned doll whose eyes follow you around the room |
| 50 | An infinite inkwell |
| 51 | A band embroidered with the symbol of the Six |
| 52 | A squishy cactus |
| 53 | A velvet blindfold |
| 54 | A dirty figurine of a triceratops that can’t be cleaned |
| 55 | A used (and thus nonmagical) noble knife from the Noble Knife |
| 56 | A quill that rotates through all the colors of the rainbow |
| 57 | A twenty-sided die that only rolls the number 4 |
| 58 | A pointed hat that glows in the dark |
| 59 | A cup that hums when filled with water |
| 60 | A mug fashioned from the skull of someone else’s enemy |
| 61 | A small glass jar containing an immortal firefly |
| 62 | A fake mustache made from gnome facial hair |
| 63 | A petrified troll finger |
| 64 | Half of a map |
| 65 | The other half of a map |
| 66 | An unreasonable amount of pocket lint |
| 67 | A dozen flyers for a local gnome food place |
| 68 | Omin Dran’s business card |
| 69 | A lock of hair from a changeling |
| 70 | A marble that rolls uphill |
| 71 | A piece of parchment listing a command word for a powerful magic item |
| 72 | A book titled Conversational Giant |
| 73 | A user’s manual for an apparatus of Kwalish |
| 74 | A signed headshot of famous bard Spice Caraway |
| 75 | The eye of a basilisk in a crystal box |
| 76 | A postcard from Ravnica |
| 77 | A stamp collection |
| 78 | A small piece of solidified smoke |
| 79 | A six-sided die that sometimes rolls a seven |
| 80 | A left-hand gauntlet |
| 81 | A music box that plays nursery rhymes |
| 82 | A locket that’s bigger on the outside than the inside |
| 83 | A potted plant that grows hair instead of leaves |
| 84 | A collection of teeth |
| 85 | A coin whose minting date always shows three years in the future |
| 86 | A green drinking horn taken from a very large bull |
| 87 | A small book containing pressed and dried botanical samples |
| 88 | A hatched chimera egg |
| 89 | A slightly used red bandit mask |
| 90 | A tiny stirge encased in amber |
| 91 | A large bottle of Red Larch Ale that can’t be opened |
| 92 | A cane topped with a stylized golden bulldog |
| 93 | A note in your own hand that you don’t remember writing |
| 94 | A sprig of herbs from your family’s garden |
| 95 | A tankard stolen from the Dran & Courtier |
| 96 | A small, severed tentacle preserved in alcohol |
| 97 | A walnut with a face drawn on it |
| 98 | A small flask of liquid from the Lake of Radiant Mists |
| 99 | An ice cube that never melts |
| 00 | An expertly carved sword hilt with the blade snapped cleanly off |
| ^acquisitions-incorporated-trinkets |
Source: Acquisitions Incorporated p. 222